Facebook Follies

Dude! I forget to write a blog because I'm always so busy typing senseless ideas out on Facebook. It seems like anything not worth saying is still worth updating: "I just rocked some wicked chili!" "I can't find my Ween CD!" "I can feel a weird draft coming from the ceiling - I think it's a ghost!" There is never any timely consolation for my desperate friend-treaties, and old friends who do finally get back to me are not really any more interesting, or interested, than I am. We're all out here just living our lives. BORING! Everyone involved realizes what an enormous time-sink it is, living vicariously through each other, and yet most of us cannot seem to leave it long enough to break orbit. It sucks - literally. On the other hand, I do have a lot of friends not watching me try to shimmy my way away from the screen tonight, so that's something. isn't it?